We see them online every day yet few have attempted to profile the E-thug .
So you will know what you are dealing with I will give you some insight .
They are typicaly a male between the ages of 9 and 19 . They live at home .
As their testicles start to descend their frontal lobes begin to recede and they begin acting out online in a way in which we have all become familiar .
They electronically strut around the gaming world like the Hulk on crack threatening everyone they come across . In real life they can generally be knocked around by their little sister but in-game they play " [censored] in the hen house " .
This brings me to their sex lives .
Pornagraphic anime . Real woman turn them off because after growing up on a diet of anime they think all females should have square heads and lightning bolts coming out their ***.
The E-thug diet consists of sugar and ritalin . They can go for months on nothing but Ho-Ho's and warm chocalate milk .
Everything they " own " has been given to them yet they pretend to understand economics by coming into your trade screen and attempting to enforce their own version of the rs economy . The only thing they understand about " free markets " is the word free .
E-thugs enjoy putting racial slurs in their character and game names . The only black person they have ever met is on the label of that syrup bottle they take slugs off while doing kalphite runs .
They can not post anything cogent . They would not recognize this post because I use punctuation and put some space between sentences . A typical E-thug post contains 30 or more run on sentences completely unbroken by the dreaded period .
Do not fear the E-thug . Fear only that some day he may reproduce though this is highly unlikely given the fact that anime can not get pregnant .
