yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo momma so stupid she tried to have a staring contest with a statue
Yo mammas so fat I took a photo of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mammas so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo mammas so fat shes got more chins than a hongkong phonebook.
Yo mammas so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway.
Yo mammas so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.
Yo mammas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mammas so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller.
Yo mammas so old when I told her to act her age the ***** dropped dead.
Yo mammas so ugly she got arrested for vandalising a mirror shop.
Yo mammas breath is so bad it made a tic tac run away
Yo mama's so clumsy that she got tangled up in a cordless phone
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that she can see into the future
Yo mama's so stupid that she stole free bread
Yo mama is so ugly I put a picture of her on my fridge 'cause I was on a diet.
Yo mama is so stupid that she needs a reciepe to make ice cubes.
Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money s.'
Yo mama so stupid that she bought a solar-powered flashlight
Yo mama so old, when I told her to act your own age...she died.
Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!